1) The kick stand. I heard this from somewhere (Dane Cook?) but its the truth: girls always do this. They pop their hip and turn their opposing foot to its side while placing hands firmly at each hip bone. add the head tilt and you got the whole package.
I rest my case.
2) The scoff. follow these simple instructions: first, tilt you head down so your chin rests on your chest. then open your mouth in an 'o' shape. then squint. then scoff. and boom - there you have it: "the scoff." sometimes they scoff while smiling. but thats only if another girl slaps them on the butt. or if they do something scaaaandelous!
3) Practiced poses and smiles. This is perhaps the most hilarious of all female hilariousness. You girls think you are so sly with your cute and fine-tuned smiles but I KNOW! you cannot fool all of us! We know you sit in front of the mirror and practice different faces saying to yourself, "oh, this one is cute" and memorizing your muscle structure! We know you spend 5 hours rehearsing your smile for your profile picture! Like Bob Marley says, "you can fool some people some of the time, but you cannot fool ALL the people ALL the time!" sometimes on facebook, if you look at "view pictures of so-and-so," you can catch the posers. just find a pictures in series of a girl taking pictures with her gal pals at a club or something. if you switch back and forth really fast, you might be able to see something like this:
granted these are exaggerations and there are some girls who dont give into these hilarious temptations, thare are many many girls who do - and will never cease to supply me with a good, quiet chuckle.
I salute you, hilarious girls.
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